It doesn't matter how low, wrong or bad it is the worse the better.

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The Aristocrat..... I watched that movie about the joke... it is so sick..lol.

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Short answer, watch The Aristocrats, or search for it on youtube. It's a bunch of comedians telling the same joke, but they keep trying to outdo each other by making it more and more sick and depraved.

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How do you get 10 dead babies in a bucket?

A blender

How do you get them back out?

Tortilla Chips.

Thats awesome.

whats the difference between a dead body and the back seat of a car?

i didnt lose my virginity to the back seat of a car

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whats the difference between 10 babies on one tree?

1 baby on ten trees

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A lonely frog, desparate for any form of company telephoned the Psychic Hotline to find out what his future has in store.

His Personal Psychic Advisor advises him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled and says, "This is great! Where will I meet her, at work, at a party?"

"No" says the psychic, "in a Biology class."

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Some people are sitting in a waiting room of a famous hospital.
the waiting room is just next to a large window.
Outside, dark clouds are hanging, it seems like it's going to rain in a few minutes.

suddenly ... a thunderous sound fill the waiting room

some people are running away from the window, aware of being struck by a nearby lightning.

a lady ask: "Was that a lightning or a bomb? I don't see any flashing light at all."

the waiting room is engulfed in silence.

then ...

An old man sitting in the corner suddenly starts to say "Sorry ... my fault ... my stomach feels so strange lately."

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....awful....just...awful

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"Once you're into it, you're into it for a lifetime."
(dimebag darrell abbott 1966-2004)

no truer words have ever been said.
in summation: metal=life
RIP dime