This is a true story: Back when Grunge was getting at it's most popular, the lovely people at The New York Times wanted to know if Grungers had their own slang. They called up Megan Jasper, who was working at Sub Pop Records at the time, and decided to investigate. Megan thought the whole media obsession with Grunge was getting a bit ridiculous so she lied and said there was special slang that the Grunge kids went by. She made up a list of slang terms and their definitions. The list was published in The New York Times, it was titled "Lexicon of Grunge: Breaking the Code." It was revealed later that the list was a hoax.
Here's the list:
bloated, big bag of blotation - drunk
bound-and-hagged - staying home on Friday or Saturday night
cob nobbler - loser
dish - desirable guy
fuzz - heavy wool sweaters
harsh realm - bummer
lock - agreement
kickers - heavy boots
lamestain - uncool person
pain ride - bus trip
plats - platform shoes
rock on - a happy goodbye
score - great
swingin' on the flippity-flop - hanging out
tom-tom club - uncool outsiders
wack slacks - old ripped jeans
mickey sticks - older music fan
You too can now be hip. You wouldn't want to be a lamestain.


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