the original song is by taylor swift. i have a new version:


You look, at my, my boobies, oh why you looking?

And there you glare looking horny, why are you like this to me?

You put me in the bed, then look at them all night. And you say that has been the best night of your life.

(chorus) Your the reason for the urine on my mattress,
why i get plus signs when i decide to take the test. WHy did you, why did we make that little sperm.

And now i lay right there, with a huge bump. With a huge bump that i cant wait to take out.

(chorus)



ewww.

uh...sorry but
what the %#$&, seriously..
get that off here...
why did you even put it on here?

uhhhh you have some issues my friend.

wtf?? loll. i'm going to bed now. you sealed my fate, congrats.
i guess taylor swift had it coming though. that new version of the song is playing everywhere and it is getting soo annoying.
but i have to tell you a secret. i kinda still like the song. even though i know its crap. shh....

hahahaha
thats extremely weird........
how the heck do you come up with something like that??