A man is talking to God.

Man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
Man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
Man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

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LOL! that was funny

It is quite funny.It laughed me a lot.

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not bad. i chuckled a bit.

lol, thanks for sharing it.

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This thread lacks....everything. I've got a ton of emo jokes I could steal.

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