A guy walks in to a piano bar and orders a drink. Just before he takes a sip, the piano player's monkey jumps up and pisses in it. The guy walks up to the pianist and says; "Do you know your monkey pissed in my beer?" and the pianist says; "no, but if you can hum it, i'll play it."

ROFL! that was hilarious!

Play me a song, mister pianoman!

This guy walks into a bar with his pet chimpanzee, and the monkey goes wild and swallows a cue ball off right off the pool table. The bartender says; "Did you see that?" And the monkey's master says " Yeah he swallows just about anything in sight." and then he leaves. Two weeks later he comes back in and this time the monkey grabs a cherry off the counter, shoves it up his butt, and eats it. The bartender says"did you see that? He shoved a cherry up his ass and then he ate it!" And the guy says;" Yeah, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."





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