Y'know how back in school there were markers:each different colors,one was orange,smelled like oranges,next was red,smelled like cherry.then there was that brown one...what the hell? *sniff* smells like ass! *sniff* what IS that? do you smell that?
another one is: when you go to a party,go in the coat room,when you go in there and $#!t on the coats! then later when ppl say "someone $#!t on the coats!" you say "I hope it wasnt on MY coat!" and blend in with the crowd.
both are cut down Dane Cook jokes
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