I've come to realize that my views are primarily conservative when it comes to how my country, America, is ran. But, alot of my views are also very liberal and I find it difficult to side one way or the other. That's not such a bad thing, because I usually don't like picking sides and I'd rather shout obscenities from the sidelines, making all parties involved feel like complete idiots.
I often envision my life as one of those Robert Downey Jr. movies. Not Ironman, but, y'know, one of those movies where he narrarates the entire thing in some nonchalant, "I really don't care" kind of voice (see 'Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang' or "A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints"). This unrealistic way of thinking doesn't make me crazy, simply for the fact that I realize that, 1. I'm not Robert Downey Jr. and 2. It's an odd way to go about things.
So, on to my Republicrat views.
I hate when foreigners come to America expecting perfect equality. Sure. You can have the right to walk down the street and live normal, honest lives. But if you come here and don't "speaka dee english", don't expect us to have to put spanish subtitles on our pill bottles so that little Bonfia doesn't swallow 20 candy-coated Advil on accident. If you're gonna live here, learn to speak the language.
And if you prefer being a muslim and wearing a burka, then cool, I have no problem with that. But don't try and change OUR way of living to suit yours. You want to wear a burka in the work place, then GO WORK WHERE YOU CAME FROM. Or work from home. Or hell, Habib Sufar Jafar Shareek Tumbai probably doesn't agree with you working in the first place, so get married to some rich and guy and do nothing. It's all the same to me. But I'm not gonna treat you any different. Express yourself in a different manner if you expect to live here, and don't sue the company in some half-witted 'get-rich-quick-scheme.
Gays need to get off of their high horses. Yeah, I said it. I understand you like to kiss boys, but stay the **** off of my television when you're doing it. Or at least go to a channel where it's okay. How about the E Network. Chelsea Handler is just gonna make you fun of you later anyway. And, y'know what? I'm gonna laugh when she does it. Not because I'm homophobic. But because I don't have a stick up my ass and I can laugh at another person's expense. I don't care if you like guys, but quit going down on each other on my park benches in my parks. If I can't get a handjob in public, you can't either.
Abortion isn't always that bad. Maybe the girl was raped. Maybe the girl's like 16 and doesn't FEEL like doing a MTV reality show. Maybe the kid's gonna have severe mental and or physical handicaps that could keep it from living a normal life. The keyword there is SEVERE, though. Just because Andrew may or may not end up being autistic, doesn't mean he can't be happy, so don't whip out the ******l vaccuum prematurely.
And I'm not talking about the girls that whore themselves out on a day-to-day basis. There should be some kind of "Are You a Whore" test that girls should have to take before getting an abortion. Not sure of that criteria yet, either. But if you can't keep your legs shut, and get pregnant twice a year and YOU'RE not a morman, you just have to learn the hard way, I guess.
Remind me why it's bad to racially profile terrorists? I'm terrified of planes. I don't plan on EVER getting on one. If I can't get there by car or boat, I'm not gonna go. But if I did happen to get on one and I see a man of middle eastern descent, and he's wearing the whole getup... I'm gonna be wary of the guy. And that's putting it lightly. In my head, I'm gonna be wanting to jump the gun and put the guy in a headlock before he has a chance to reach down and tie his shoes. Because IN MY MIND, the mother****er was going for a BOMB. Does that make me a bad person? No. It makes me a person. And I refuse to feel like an ******* because I'm unsure about the guy that might take me hostage one day.
This is gonna be ongoing. I like my republicrat views and I'm gonna continue you to post em. Feel free to comment or whatever. I understand not everybody agrees with me on these things and I probably stepped on some toes here... but I don't really care. . I'd enjoy the discussion though.