Thread: Best friend song

You think it’s cute that I sometimes pee my pants
You think it suits me to wear food between my teeth
You’re impressed by my farts that can make a grown man cry
And you love the way I slob when i eat

When my mom grounded me, and i missed those parties
You told me they weren’t any fun
And when I gambled away my adidas shoes to that cheater in yatzy
You told me that bastard should’nt have won

Cause you’re the greatest friend in the world
Yes you’re the person I love the most
You’re there for me when ever i need you
When I’m hungry you are my toast

And when I lost my Kiss-ticket and missed the concert
You told me it wasnt no good
And when I felt like no one understands me
You made me feel understood

When I got ran over by that crazy taxi driver
You were out of town so you could’nt save me
But I know you would have
Cause you’re my best mate

Yeah you’re the greatest friend in the world
Yes you’re the person I love the most
You’re there for me when ever i need you
When I’m hungry you are my toast

And when I had to throw up after that Taco Bar dinner
You held my hair back for me
And when the manager of the place came to say i can’t throw up there
You kicked him in his pee pee

And when I missed the bus and was late for school
And you drove by on your moped
You picked me up and gave me a ride
This makes you my best friend

Yeah you’re the greatest friend in the world
Yes you’re the person I love the most
You’re there for me whenever i need you
When I’m hungry you are my toast

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